What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:37

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-J W Pepper
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!